I Don't Know About Kids

So, hmmm. 

These photos were taken just on a whim through the fence. That's my neighbors' kid. Kids are harder to shoot than dogs. They're squirmier, and "stay" is not as effective, even with a treat. And they poop in their pants, which is a turn-off. And why is baby drool grosser than dog drool? Also, why is everyone I know pregnant? Maybe there's something in the water. Guess it's a good thing I only drink beer. Oh, I'm kidding. 

I also drink cheap wine. 

But seriously, two of my close friends are preggers, and so is my cousin, who is going to be one of those women who looks like she just swallowed a basketball.  Apparently their dogs don't sleep between them and their husbands in bed. 

Anyway, if anyone has any pointers on what makes a kid photo a good one, I'm all ears. 

And here's ol' neighbor guy with their beagle child, Toby.